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The Hottest Burlesque Shows in San Francisco & the Bay Area

Published On 05/27/2016 Published On 05/27/2016
Tourettes Without Regrets
Gabriel Hurley/Tourettes Without Regrets

Ah, burlesque: the mostly socially acceptable way for sexy strangers to make you laugh... and feel a little funny in your pants simultaneously. In San Francisco, we're blessed: almost any night of the week, you can watch beautiful women (and some men and non-gender-conforming folks, too) strip, tease, and tantalize at one of the city's many burlesque events. While finding inventive ways to flaunt T&A is certainly a cornerstone of the art form, burlesque is its own breed of performance art, and one that hits more notes than simply “sexy.” Sometimes nerdy, sometimes super out there, and often absolutely hilarious, the babes in the Bay do it right, putting on shows that hit all the marks while pushing boundaries. Whether you want to see classic striptease, celebrate body positivity, or just dig some tassel twirling, we've got you covered. Or uncovered... except for pasties. Here are the best spots to hoot and holler your appreciation in San Francisco and the Bay Area.

Metro Operahouse (address and info)

Oakland
Tourettes might be known for its fire spinning, pierced suspension, dirty haikus, and rap battles, but you'd be a fool not to come for the burlesque as well. Many Tourettes nights are themed -- we've seen burlesque inspired by Hellraiser’s Pinhead and cannibal housewife acts (yup) -- you’re basically guaranteed to see some mind-bending, subversive burlesque from sexy and rebellious ladies. Get in line early for this popular show on the first Thursday of every month at the Metro Operahouse.

RJ Johnson
DNA Lounge (address and info)

This long-running show in SoMa (performing every second Friday at DNA Lounge and every Monday at Above DNA) mixes comedy, classic striptease, and circus arts... and also has some of the the highest production value acts in the city. Friday night revues are themed -- think haunted house-themed burlesque -- and feature performers from across the country performing with a live band. Hubba is also home to Burlesque Nation, an annual invitational of the best in burlesque from across the country and around the world.

Elbo Room (address and info)

Mission
One of the entry points to the Bay Area burlesque scene is Bombshell Betty’s burlesque school and seminars, where folks can learn to titillate... and even tassel twirl. Bombshell Betty and her Burlesqueteers take the upstairs stage at the Elbo Room to show off their developing skills on the second Tuesday of each month.

Courtesy of Seduction Feroce
Club BNB (address and info)

Oakland
This monthly show happens every third Friday at Club BNB, and never fails to bring a genuinely sizzling lineup of burlesque, drag, circus, comedy, and other performances. Hosted by poet and dirty haiku legend Wonder Dave, Seduction features performers across the gender spectrum and caps the night with a queer dance party after the show.

Red Hots

Multiple locations
Red Hots promises that you'll never see the same show twice, even though you can find one of their shows somewhere in San Francisco three times a week. Its international, rotating cast includes burlesque, drag performers, comedians, and sideshow acts from performers of every gender, size, and race. Check out their Burlesque Brunch every Sunday at PianoFight, Wednesday nights at BEATBOX, or Saturday nights at the Cat Club for rock 'n' roll dancers (which of course they refer to as a "Rack and Roll BurlyQ."

Amber Gregory

The Body Political

Location varies
Who says you can't get deep and sexy at the same time? The brainchild of Bay Area burlesque bombshells Laika Fox and Andi Stardust, this "emotional rollercoaster" of realness, joy, and struggle tells personal stories about bodies through performance art. While performers often explore themes of body image in their performance, Body Political takes a deep dive into the ways bodies are controlled, denied, and marginalized by social and political institutions. This show only happens twice a year, so sign up for the mailing list to find out when you can catch it next.

Womanopoly

Eli's Mile High Club (address and info), The Townhouse (address and info)
With two shows in the area, Womanopoly has the East Bay on lock. The brainchild of burlesque performers Elyse Elaine and Sgt. Die Wies, the burlesque variety show is at times slow, raw, and intimate, and at others, glamorous, and super fierce.

Hunny Bunny and Her Hot Toddies
Skylark Bar (address and info)

Mission
Just in time for the weekend and steps away from 16th St BART is a free (as in, you don't have to pay money!) cabaret at Skylark Bar. Host Hunny Bunny presents a lineup of comedians and contortionists, in addition to some of the area's best burlesque performers. The show starts at 8pm... and is a surefire way to have something to talk about with your drinking companions afterward.  

DIVAfest

EXIT Theatre (address and info)
Tenderloin
Every spring, DIVAfest returns to the Exit Theatre for a themed burlesque event that's performed like a play. Past shows have riffed on Alice in Wonderland and the history of performance art, with rotating set pieces and casts. This year's event (get tickets ASAP!) is The Big Hot Mess, written and performed by Catherine Debon.

Sinister Twist

Sinister Twist

Multiple locations
Sinister Twist takes you back in time to the neon haze of an ultra-sleazy Las Vegas, playing seductive rock ‘n' roll, exotica and bump ‘n' grind beats. The four-piece acts as the instrumental backing band to a seriously smokin’ burlesque show from some of the Bay’s biggest names. Unlike other shows, Sinister Twist doesn't have a set home, but you’re likely to catch them in the Mission at Bender’s or Elbo Room.

The Legionnaire Saloon (address and info)

Oakland
Step back in time and celebrate "the golden years of classic Hollywood glamour and Las Vegas showgirl sparkle" with Fishnet Follies. Produced by Mynx d’Meanor, the Fishnet Follies revue is features student performers doing mostly traditional-style burlesque -- think large, feathered fans and straight-up stripteases. Head to The Legionnaire Saloon on the first Thursday of every month to take in all that they offer, including features solo performers as well as troupes.

Jeff Spirer
Doc's Lab (address and info)

North Beach
Named after a part of the city famous for its wild past, Barbary Coast Burlesque is one of the oldest shows in San Francisco. Led by local legend Bunny Pistol, BCB leans on the raucous history of the Barbary Coast and features top performers with a sophisticated bent. Previously homed at Yoshi's, BCB is now at Doc's Lab on the first Saturday of the month.

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Jessica Lipsky is a San Francisco-based writer who is hollering from the back row. Probably with a whiskey in hand. Follow her on Twitter @JessicaLipsky.

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1. Oakland Metro 522 2nd St, Oakland, CA 94607 (Oakland)

Located in downtown Oakland/Jack London Square, this popular event space opened in 2001 and regularly hosts a variety shows, including Oakland Opera Theater, The Oakland Metro Operahousel, Hoodslam, and, perhaps the most popular, Tourettes Without Regrets. This "Fight Club of Underground Art" is held on the first Thursday of each month, and promises a night of dirty haikus, rap battles, wild aerialists, burlesque, and much more

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2. DNA Lounge 375 11th St, San Francisco, CA 94103 (Soma)

Since 1985, DNA Lounge has been at the heart of San Francisco’s underground nightlife. From burlesque shows to not-so-secret Prince concerts, the SOMA venue brings crowds from all over the Bay Area to come party on its four dance floors. Even better, it serves thin-crust pizza all night long.

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3. Elbo Room 647 Valencia St, San Francisco, CA 94110 (The Mission)

Elbo Room's got a full list of awesome artists gracing their line up, as well as a crowded bar and zesty libations.

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4. Club BNB - Bench and Bar 2120 Broadway, Oakland, CA 94612 (Oakland)

A sibling of Club 21 Nightclub, this colorful gay and lesbian bar is the largest in the Bay Area, boasting 6 full bars, multiple dance floors, a billiard’s room, smoking lounge, and second floor VIP lounge. The Oakland address is Bench and Bar, Inc's -- which has been around since the '80s -- third location, and continues to draw crowds with its variety of music, drag shows, pageants, and go-go dancers.

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5. Skylark Bar 3089 16th St, San Francisco, CA 94103 (The Mission)

Since 1996, this cozy, dimly-lit bar in Mission has been attracting local with its nightly DJs, strong cocktails, and daily events. The intimate dance floor is perfect for friends looking to have a fun time, and the rotating DJs keep Skylark's vibe fresh. Other events include visiting comedians, contortionists, and some of the area's best burlesque performers.

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6. Bender's Bar & Grill 806 S Van Ness Ave, San Francisco, CA 94110 (The Mission)

What looks like a rundown hole in the wall is, unsurprisingly, one of the Mission's best dive bars. Aside from an ample selection of draft beer and cheap well drinks, Bender's sports a pool table, a shambled yet adored back patio, and perfect drinking food like fried pickles, BBQ burgers, and tater tots.

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7. The Legionnaire Saloon 2272 Telegraph Ave, Oakland, CA 94612 (Oakland)

This divey two-story pub in Uptown Oakland is a one-stop shop for dancing, drinking, sports-watching, and general debauchery. There's rarely a cover and you'll find live performances or dance parties here most days of the week -- from hip-hop parties to comedy shows to Motown nights. This family-run spot gets bonus points for its old-school jukebox and pinball machines.

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8. Doc's Lab 124 Columbus Ave, San Francisco, CA 94133 (North Beach)

Quite literally underground, Doc's plays host to live performances showcasing local talent from comedy to music. With fare that far surpasses what you'd find at an average entertainment venue (shrimp ceviche, tomatillo-braised pork tacos) and a classic cocktail menu to match, it's definitely a one-stop shop for an evening out. If you happen to plan said night out on a Wednesday, you'll find free live jazz.

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