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Tourettes might be known for its fire spinning, pierced suspension, dirty haikus, and rap battles, but you'd be a fool not to come for the burlesque as well. Many Tourettes nights are themed -- we've seen burlesque inspired by Hellraiser’s Pinhead and cannibal housewife acts (yup) -- you’re basically guaranteed to see some mind-bending, subversive burlesque from sexy and rebellious ladies. Get in line early for this popular show on the first Thursday of every month at the Metro Operahouse.
This long-running show in SoMa (performing every second Friday at DNA Lounge and every Monday at Above DNA) mixes comedy, classic striptease, and circus arts... and also has some of the the highest production value acts in the city. Friday night revues are themed -- think haunted house-themed burlesque -- and feature performers from across the country performing with a live band. Hubba is also home to Burlesque Nation, an annual invitational of the best in burlesque from across the country and around the world.
One of the entry points to the Bay Area burlesque scene is Bombshell Betty’s burlesque school and seminars, where folks can learn to titillate... and even tassel twirl. Bombshell Betty and her Burlesqueteers take the upstairs stage at the Elbo Room to show off their developing skills on the second Tuesday of each month.
This monthly show happens every third Friday at Club BNB, and never fails to bring a genuinely sizzling lineup of burlesque, drag, circus, comedy, and other performances. Hosted by poet and dirty haiku legend Wonder Dave, Seduction features performers across the gender spectrum and caps the night with a queer dance party after the show.
Just in time for the weekend and steps away from 16th St BART is a free (as in, you don't have to pay money!) cabaret at Skylark Bar. Host Hunny Bunny presents a lineup of comedians and contortionists, in addition to some of the area's best burlesque performers. The show starts at 8pm... and is a surefire way to have something to talk about with your drinking companions afterward.
Step back in time and celebrate "the golden years of classic Hollywood glamour and Las Vegas showgirl sparkle" with Fishnet Follies. Produced by Mynx d’Meanor, the Fishnet Follies revue is features student performers doing mostly traditional-style burlesque -- think large, feathered fans and straight-up stripteases. Head to The Legionnaire Saloon on the first Thursday of every month to take in all that they offer, including features solo performers as well as troupes.
Named after a part of the city famous for its wild past, Barbary Coast Burlesque is one of the oldest shows in San Francisco. Led by local legend Bunny Pistol, BCB leans on the raucous history of the Barbary Coast and features top performers with a sophisticated bent. Previously homed at Yoshi's, BCB is now at Doc's Lab on the first Saturday of the month.
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1. Oakland Metro522 2nd St, Oakland
2. DNA Lounge375 11th St, San Francisco
3. Elbo Room647 Valencia St, San Francisco
4. Club BNB - Bench and Bar2120 Broadway, Oakland
5. Skylark Bar3089 16th St, San Francisco
6. Bender's Bar & Grill806 S Van Ness Ave, San Francisco
7. The Legionnaire Saloon2272 Telegraph Ave, Oakland
8. Doc's Lab124 Columbus Ave, San Francisco
Located in downtown Oakland/Jack London Square, this popular event space opened in 2001 and regularly hosts a variety shows, including Oakland Opera Theater, The Oakland Metro Operahousel, Hoodslam, and, perhaps the most popular, Tourettes Without Regrets. This "Fight Club of Underground Art" is held on the first Thursday of each month, and promises a night of dirty haikus, rap battles, wild aerialists, burlesque, and much more
Since 1985, DNA Lounge has been at the heart of San Francisco’s underground nightlife. From burlesque shows to not-so-secret Prince concerts, the SOMA venue brings crowds from all over the Bay Area to come party on its four dance floors. Even better, it serves thin-crust pizza all night long.
Elbo Room's got a full list of awesome artists gracing their line up, as well as a crowded bar and zesty libations.
A sibling of Club 21 Nightclub, this colorful gay and lesbian bar is the largest in the Bay Area, boasting 6 full bars, multiple dance floors, a billiard’s room, smoking lounge, and second floor VIP lounge. The Oakland address is Bench and Bar, Inc's -- which has been around since the '80s -- third location, and continues to draw crowds with its variety of music, drag shows, pageants, and go-go dancers.
Since 1996, this cozy, dimly-lit bar in Mission has been attracting local with its nightly DJs, strong cocktails, and daily events. The intimate dance floor is perfect for friends looking to have a fun time, and the rotating DJs keep Skylark's vibe fresh. Other events include visiting comedians, contortionists, and some of the area's best burlesque performers.
What looks like a rundown hole in the wall is, unsurprisingly, one of the Mission's best dive bars. Aside from an ample selection of draft beer and cheap well drinks, Bender's sports a pool table, a shambled yet adored back patio, and perfect drinking food like fried pickles, BBQ burgers, and tater tots.
This divey two-story pub in Uptown Oakland is a one-stop shop for dancing, drinking, sports-watching, and general debauchery. There's rarely a cover and you'll find live performances or dance parties here most days of the week -- from hip-hop parties to comedy shows to Motown nights. This family-run spot gets bonus points for its old-school jukebox and pinball machines.
Quite literally underground, Doc's plays host to live performances showcasing local talent from comedy to music. With fare that far surpasses what you'd find at an average entertainment venue (shrimp ceviche, tomatillo-braised pork tacos) and a classic cocktail menu to match, it's definitely a one-stop shop for an evening out. If you happen to plan said night out on a Wednesday, you'll find free live jazz.