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The Oakland Bucket List: Everything You Need to Do Before You Die

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You know what’s the worst? Dying. But do you know what’s the best? Doing all 35 of the things on this Oakland bucket list before you do, which range from catching the best sunset spots in the world to visiting a cemetery designed by the same man responsible for New York’s Central Park. Enter: heaven on earth.

1. See a show at the Fox Theater

Opened in 1928, the historic theater was shuttered in 1966 and remained dark until 2009 when they reopened the lovingly refurbished venue with the same wonderful Art Deco interior, gilded ornate glamour, and impressive facade it had in the Roaring ‘20s. Doesn’t matter what you see (world-class rock, blues, R&B, hip-hop...), just see something. Extra credit points if you splurge and impress your date with VIP access. Double extra bonus points if you enter through the secret door in Rudy’s Can’t Fail Cafe.

2. Grab a seat in Section 149

The Oakland A’s superfans in the O.co’s right field bleachers redefine superfandom with player-specific anthems, flags, musical instruments, special claps for different outs, and choreographed dances. Doesn’t matter if you like baseball or not (or even if you’re not an A’s fan), you gotta sit there at least once. Bringing your own kazoo from home: optional.

3. Toast the past at Heinold’s

Hit this sailor’s bar in Jack London Square -- made from the bones of a whaling ship and opened in 1883 -- and try not to spill your drink (there’s a crooked floor and tilted ceiling, both gifts of the 1906 earthquake that make this way harder than it sounds).

4. Take a gondola cruise on Lake Merritt

Soak in the city from the center of the lake. Since 1999, the owners have been cruising lovebirds around the waters in traditional Venetian gondolas. It may be campy, but it's still totally great. Bonus: it’s BYOB.

5. Visit Fairyland

What’s that you say? There’s a magical theme park upon which Disneyland was based right here in our backyard? Yes. Yes there is. And all you need to enter is $10 and and a child. Oh, and if you’re squeamish about procreation, don’t worry: There’s an after-dark boozy bash for big kids hosted by community superbiz Oaklandish.

6. Lounge in a loveseat at the New Parkway Theater

It's kind of like your living room (it's got movies, good food, adult bevs, and couches, too), minus the part where you need to clean it up. Oh, and bonus points if you go on one of the monthly theme nights, like Cult Night or Mystery Science Theater 3000.

7. Sing your heart out, piano karaoke-style, with Rod Dibble at The Alley

This funky piano bar has been an Oakland institution since 1933, and Rod Dibble (now in his 80s) has been playing piano karaoke there for folks since 1960. Stop in before anything changes.

8. Have a midday makeout in the Morcom Amphitheater of Roses

Wander the paths by the reflecting pond until you find a nice little spot to get your daytime romance on. You’ll be shocked this gorgeous rose garden even exists in Oakland.

9. Sleep under the stars at Chabot Space & Science Center

The After Dark events at Chabot are big-kid friendly. Bring a date, cuddle up with a sleeping bag, and learn about the night sky away from the crazy city. 

10. Tailgate with Raiders fans before they leave Oakland

Our Oakland Raiders will be Las Vegas Raiders come the 2019 season. Join the 6am parking lot parties to pay your respects not just to the team but to the Mad Max costumes, the next-level tailgate skills, and the fierce devotion of the Raider Nation. Dress in silver and black, don’t be a jerk, and get ready to rock.

11. Raise a glass to freedom at the White Horse Inn

Opened in 1933, this is the nation’s longest continuously operating gay bar. Friendly to every type of lover, the funky dive boasts pool tables, the perfect barstools for bellying up, a round fireplace for lounging, and the requisite mirrored dance room with DJ booth. 

12. Day drink at Eli’s Mile High Club

Constant live music is the earmark of Eli’s divey dive. That and strong drinks. In the ‘70s and ‘80s, it was known for blues. Now it’s punk and rock. Stop by anytime after noon to get your liquid and/or aural fix.

13. Watch the sunset from the Merritt College parking lot

Sit high over Oakland with a bird's-eye view north towards San Francisco. Watching the sunset is a must at this sneaky spot, which is also perfect for fireworks shows. Just, you know, don’t tell too many people.

14. Raid the Grand Lake Farmers Market

Saturday mornings are bananas here. You’ll find loads of fresh fruit and veggies, breads and natural meats, and everyone and their mother. Grab to-go lunch, local kombucha, and stroll over for top-notch people-watching on the banks of Lake Merritt. 

15. Join the circus for a day

Oakland fosters all kinds of creative weirdness, including -- but not limited to -- circus schools. You can let your inner circus star loose at places like Trapeze Arts and Kinetic Arts. Massive warehouse spaces allow for flying trapeze, aerial arts, and other crazy shenanigans. Follow it up with a damn fine sandwich at 10th & Wood made by owner Vlad Levitansky, a former world-traveling circus clown.

16. Have the kind of breakfast God intended at Lois the Pie Queen

Dreamy biscuits, fried chicken, and legendary pie make Lois the Pie Queen an Oakland eating institution. Lois has since passed on, but the family business stays strong. Just make sure you 1) save room for dessert, and 2) bring cash.

17. Drive up to Grizzly Peak on a clear day

If you want one of the best aerial views of San Francisco anywhere in the Bay, (spoiler alert: you do), this is where to go. And trust us when we say it’s worth the winding drive up through the Oakland Hills (just watch out for bicyclists).

18. Hit up Friday Nights @ OMCA

Live music, adult beverages, half-price museum entrance from 5-10pm (kids under 18 are free), workshops, food trucks, dance performances, and way more are yours for the taking every Friday night at OMCA. Get down, get with the community, and get a little culture in your life.   

19. Savor the noodles at Shan Dong Restaurant

Ask for the hand-pulled noodles at this long-standing Chinatown favorite. And yeah, it’s worth the wait.

20. Celebrate Oakland on First Fridays

Artists, food, performers, musicians, dancers, poets, DJs -- have you not already done this? If not, here’s your cheat guide to doing it right.  

21. Take an evening stroll around Lake Merritt

If you were gonna propose to someone, doing it surrounded by the twinkling Necklace of Lights ringing the lake on old-school lantern posts wouldn’t be the worst place you could choose.

22. Get a sugar high at Fentons

An ice cream haven since 1894, Fentons knows sundaes. The constantly packed location on Piedmont is the perfect place to indulge your sweet tooth with a wide swath of the Oakland community. It’s got a total 1950s diner vibe (complete with paper boat hats), the long line moves quickly and, best of all, you get to sample flavors while you wait. Bonus points if you go and take down the banana split challenge fast enough to get a free shirt.

23. Hear the Mighty Wurlitzer Organ play before your movie

Get your grandeur on at the historic, 89-year-old Grand Lake Theater before the Friday or Saturday evening screenings when this bad boy roars to life once more. Who knew you could have Mission Impossible and the Mighty Wurlitzer in the same night?

24. Walk on water over the Bay

The clunky old dinosaur bridge has finally disappeared. Get your steps in for the day by walking the 2.2 miles of bike and pedestrian path spanning Oakland to Yerba Buena Island alongside the new bridge.

25. See the Warriors without crossing the bridge

In 2019 our NBA heroes will move to the newly built Chase Center in San Francisco’s Mission Bay. Must all sports abandonment occur in 2019?! See the Dubs while they’re just a Coliseum BART stop away.

26. Cheese up at the Mexicali Rose

When you need Mexican food covered in broiling cheese, eaten in decades-old vinyl booths, with Aztec warrior murals all around -- you go to Mexicali Rose. That’s just what you do.

27. Lick your fingers at Everett and Jones BBQ

Dorothy Everett, badass BBQ queen and single mom to nine kids, started this East Bay empire in 1974. On Saturday nights, check out live blues with no cover while digging into some ribs. 

28. Get deep dish at Zachary’s

Zachary’s Chicago Pizza will make your cheesy heart melt. You always have to wait. It’s just how it goes. But it’s worth it. Opened in 1983, it’s now an employee-owned co-op, so you get some Oakland free spirit with your pie. 

29. Find your inner mystic at Mazzariello’s Maze

Visit this secret labyrinth in the heart of a volcanic preserve to divine the mysteries of the universe. Or just do it to impress your date. To find the rock labyrinth tucked inside Sibley Volcanic Regional Preserve, park at the Sibley Staging Area and follow the Round Top Loop Trail to the Quarry Pit.

30. Visit Mountain View Cemetery

Designed by the same man responsible for New York’s Central Park, this serene retreat is nestled on top of Piedmont Ave and is the final resting place of chocolate king Domingo Ghirardelli, coffee pioneer James A. Folger, Samuel Merritt (all the Merritt stuff is named after him), and Jane K. Sather, namesake of Sather Gate and Sather Tower in Berkeley. It’s also just a beautiful place to spend an hour or two.

31. Ladybug it up in Redwood Regional Park

This East Bay Regional Park District sweet spot is covered in dog-friendly hiking trails and a hidden grove of redwood trees. The best part, though, is the ladybug migration that happens each winter. You won’t believe you’re just a few miles from a BART stop.

32. Check out all the secrets of Oakland

But especially that park at the end of the world…

33. Drink a beer you’ve never tried before at The Trappist

Which should be easy since there’s a fine chance you’ve never tried ANY of the beers on tap at this specialty beer bar housed in a Victorian Oakland building from the 1870s.

34. Play a round of golf behind the Oakland International Airport

Oh, you didn’t know there’s a golf course there? Because there totally is.

35. Ask for some fish punch and write something on the ceiling after you finish it at Kingfish

This institution puts all other things that call themselves institutions to shame. Its solution when a new condo development threatened to raze it? They moved THE ENTIRE BAR to a new street. Around since 1922, the Fish is located exactly one mile away from UC Berkeley, which previously had an alcohol-free dry zone radius of exactly one mile (see what they did there?). 

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Annie Crawford is an Oakland-based freelance writer. Follow her on Twitter at @reinaannie.