Secret San Francisco Nightlife You Need to Know About
San Francisco is lucky to have some of the best bars in the country, as well as some pretty phenomenal places to dance until all hours of the night (or last call, anyway). But even we can admit that sometimes we want to do something else besides drink or dance. Or, at least we want to drink and/or dance while in a museum or listening to stories about sex or after we’ve flown on a trapeze.
The bars and clubs will always be there, so it’s nice to change it up every once in a while. When those nightlife cravings hit, here are all of the unusual and unique places we like to go and things we like to do.
Stay up late for midnight moviesThe Clay Theatre in the Fillmore hosts midnight (well, 11:55pm) flicks each Friday, featuring midnight maniac staples such as The Rocky Horror Picture Show and The Room, as well as classic favorites like Pulp Fiction and Valley of the Dolls. Rumor has it that they also occasionally show XXX films, so, you know, keep your eyes peeled.
Embrace your kink with Bawdy Storytelling
Hear true stories of sexual (mis)adventure at this monthly storytelling event at the Verdi Club on the border of the Mission and Potrero Hill. At Bawdy, real people (and the occasional local celebrity) share their true sexual exploits onstage, usually following a theme. Past themes include "unlikeliest places," "sex wonk," and "CraigsLust." Admission to Bawdy will set you back $20 -- and usually includes a raffle for sex toys. Bring a date to this unique night out ‘cause you never know: hearing about everyone else’s sexual adventures just may make you want to create some stories of your own.
Discover your inner scientist while boozing it up
Science rules at the Exploratorium and Academy of Sciences both of which throw themed adults-only nighttime parties every week, complete with cocktail bars throughout both museums. Things really do look different After Dark at the Exploratorium (not to mention after a few drinks), which gives visitors 18 and over access to all 650 of the mind-bendy interactive exhibits. NightLife at the Academy of Sciences also gives people 21 and over after-hours access to the nocturnal side of the museum, including an option to reserve a Planetarium Pass (which you definitely want to do). Both events happen every Thursday from 6 to 10pm and also feature music and special on-theme programming.
Clown around at Circus Center
On select Friday nights from 6:30 to 9:30pm, Circus Center stays open after hours so anyone 21 and up with 10 bucks can watch performances by clowns, the flying trapeze troupe, and other circus artists, plus learn how to play with some circus toys on their own. Want a chance to fly on the trapeze? That’ll be another 10 bucks, but you’ll also get a glass of wine or beer (after you land safely, of course).
Get dinner and a show like no other at Asia SF
This restaurant, lounge and nightclub is world famous for a good reason: delicious CalAsian food, a lively party atmosphere, and service and a show from the stunning and talented “Ladies of AsiaSF,” transgender performers who will make your experience a night you’ll never forget thanks to amazing hospitality and hourly choreographed numbers atop a runway bar. On Friday and Saturday nights, you can keep the party going by heading downstairs to the dance club where the DJ spins till 2am.
Laugh at the outrageous performances and politics of Beach Blanket BabylonThis musical revue is the longest-running one in the world and is the perfect, campy night out for locals and tourists. The high-energy satire keeps audiences laughing out loud thanks to a heavy dose puns, politics, and pop culture, not to mention over-the-top songs and hats like you’ve never seen before. Bring cash (and don’t go to the Sunday matinee) if you want to enjoy the show with beer or wine.
Plan an improvised night (?) at Endgames ImprovRight in the heart of the Mission, Endgames Improv offers inexpensive comedy shows six nights a week at Stage Werx Theatre. It’s the perfect spot to catch up-and-coming, community-oriented comedy, with a variety of themed nights to suit your tastes. Try SF Tonight where you’ll drive the show by cutting out newspaper articles that get spun into comedy; check out the THUNDERDOME improv competition where two teams go head-to-head and the audience decides who wins; or take a date to “Your Fucked Up Relationship,” which is one of the city’s most popular improv shows probably because the scenes are all inspired by your ridiculous and totally screwed up attempts at love.
Get your rocks off at Alcatraz at Night
Even natives can agree: Alcatraz is pretty cool, especially if you visit at night. The former prison takes on an extra-creepy vibe on the pre- and post-sunset tour, where the stories are scarier, and the tour groups are smaller. Also, unlike when you go during the day, the night tour starts as soon as the ferry leaves your landing. Plan ahead because the night tours sell out quickly, especially on Friday and Saturday nights. If you’re lucky enough to get on the island after dark, pack a sweater for the cold bay breeze... and maybe a pickaxe (in case you need to escape the Rock).
Roll back in time at Church of 8 WheelsThis "rolligious experience" inside the former Sacred Heart Church in the Lower Haight only convenes for Mass on Friday and Saturday, but it’s the only roller rink in San Francisco, so we’ll take it when we can get it. For $10 entrance and a $5 rental fee (and assuming you’re 18 or over), you can skate to old-school funk and roller disco from 8 to midnight on Fridays and 7-11pm on Saturdays.
Explore SF's most notorious hood with Tenderloin Night MovesJoin the recently opened Tenderloin Museum for an adults-only nighttime walking tour of the fabled 31-block neighborhood. The tour is totally different from what you’ll get during the day and it visits old gambling joints, brothels, speakeasies, clubs, and other places that once made the Tenderloin the vice capital of San Francisco. Plus, there are stops and discounted beverages at historically significant watering holes along the way. The 21+ tours happen the first and third Wednesday of every month at 5:30pm and cost $20.
Clown around at Circus CenterOn select Friday nights from 6:30 to 9:30pm, Circus Center stays open after hours so anyone 21 and up with 10 bucks can watch performances by clowns, the flying trapeze troupe, and other circus artists, plus learn how to play with some circus toys on their own. Want a chance to fly on the trapeze? That’ll be another 10 bucks, but you’ll also get a glass of wine or beer (after you land safely, of course).
Kvell at Night at the JewseumThe Contemporary Jewish Museum has a quarterly after-hours event that’s open to goyim, too. For $5, you can enjoy admission to the museum as well as live music, DJs, crafts, and customized drinks and snacks. Previous Jewseum events have included 1960s themes and exhibits on Amy Winehouse. The CJM doesn’t have the massive hype of other museum after-hours events, making this a great, not-crazy-crowded way to spend happy hour.
Dig super-SF drag show/dance party, Mother
This “Mothership” of drag in SF show/dance party features a rotating cast of fabulous drag queens from around the world, including contestants from RuPaul’s Drag Race, performing themed nights and tribute shows to pop royalty like Dolly Parton and David Bowie. Mother is held at SoMa’s Oasis, which was opened by San Francisco drag legends Heklina and D’Arcy Drollinger on New Year’s Day 2015.
Gawk at the "Fight Club of Underground Art"Shock and delight your out-of-town guests or vanilla friends -- or relish in some amazing feats, just because -- at Tourettes Without Regrets, held on the first Thursday of each month at Oakland Metro. $15 will gain you entrance to a night of dirty haikus, rap battles, wild aerialists, burlesque, and much more. Host/emcee Jamie DeWolf puts together the ultimate performance showcase that is as weird as it is riveting. It’s utter madness (in the best way).
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