We resolve to stop complaining about how expensive everything is
C’mon. Everyone knows this already, and besides rents actually went DOWN in some Seattle neighborhoods in 2016. Maybe you moved to Mill Creek too soon?
We resolve to stop complaining about traffic
Yes. Seattle drivers suck. And yes, we have some of the worst traffic in the country. But hey, imagine how bad it'd be if you had to commute from, like, Mill Creek! Oops... sorry.
We resolve to stop complaining about how expensive parking is
Are you seeing a pattern yet?