"Dude, Portland sucks"
Translation: I'm thinking of moving to Portland.
"It was great meeting you. We should get together sometime!"
Translation: You're great, but we're not ever going to get together: I've already got friends, and I'm way too polite to intrude on your life with something like an invitation to drinks, or whatever, even if you're new in town and are actually sitting at home by yourself.
"The majority of our ingredients are locally sourced"
Translation: We get our beef from Painted Hills, and our cheese from Beecher's. Oh, and we definitely use Mama Lil's peppers in a couple recipes... just like everyone else.