2. You never go east of Leslieville
The Beaches and mom-and-pop shops are not overrated, sorry.
3. You never go west of High Park
Bloor West Village, Islington, and Etobicoke? More like Etobi-no, right?!
4. You pronounce Queens Quay as “Queens Kway”
5. Your favourite Drake song is “Hotline Bling”
6. You always drunk tweet @TTCnotices
7. You still use the phrase “on a Tuesday”
2014 called, and aside from that being a miracle or whatever, it wants its phrase back.