24. You’ve been to Yorkdale Mall just to Tinder
25. You’ve had pizza delivered to a dive bar
(Actually, that is kind of cool.)
26. You’re an “up-and-coming” DJ
You also use air quotes when you tell someone.
27. You vape at local dive bars
28. ... and you DJ events with Spotify playlists
29. You think Tryst is the city’s hottest nightclub
Nobody should like Tryst that much.
30. You think coat check is expensive
$20 cover? No problem. $2 coat check? I’d rather freeze to death.
31. You’re “above” drinking at The Imperial
You just secretly hate books and libraries.