35. You've got this; you traverse Humpback Bridge with plans to take Memorial Bridge into the city. How hard can this be? No, nope, not that left lane. Hello, Virginia, my old friend… we meet again. How does this keep happening?!
36. You see a detour sign as you cross into DC on 395... and realize you can't turn around, get over, or get off.
37. You lose GPS signal in the 3rd Street Tunnel and miss your exit.
38. A light sprinkling of snow starts, and everyone's response is to completely freak out -- yes, there are flurries that aren't even sticking, let's shut down the city.