10. It's January 20th. You've been living under a rock, and forget it's Inauguration day.
11. Dammit, another red light camera.
12. You embrace Waze as your co-pilot and friend. Seriously, learn a new route.
13. You get in the wrong lane entering Dupont Circle and are still there circling, feeling more idiotic than Chevy Chase himself.
14. You consider buying a Humvee to navigate all the potholes. Pothole Palooza doesn't seem to be working.
15. You have an epiphany when you realize I St is the same thing as Eye St (and that there's no J St!).