Most people make resolutions to exercise and lose weight in the new year. Nope. Not us. In 2016, we’re going to eat more food, refuse to take home that person we'll inevitably meet at Dacha, and actually get outside the Beltway. If it's going to be a bright and prosperous 2016, you had better start here.
Because life is short. It will possibly be shorter if you subsist on next-level tater tots and fried PB&J, but it'll definitely be less tasty.
2. We resolve to bike more around the city
Because we’ve got the bike lanes, the bike share, and relatively few hills. Unless you live atop the Columbia Heights hill, then you legitimately have an excuse not to bike anywhere. Ever.