T-Shirt Hell Still Here

When T-Hell's plans to shut down turned out to be an elaborate ruse, we threatened physical violence/wept pathetically until they promised a make-nice discount. Use it to cheapen tees from their new "Privates" initiative, reviving eight out-of-production designs every two weeks (which'll return to the bowels of Hades once their 14 days are up), starting with a handgun surrounded by the suggestion "Support the Fine Arts...Shoot a Rapper", and the timelessly subtle "I F*cked the Girl in Hanson!".