Comedy & cocktails

Jongleur's new comedy club launches at Covent Garden boozer Sway this Saturday, with Capital FM's Greg Burns emceeing and up-and-coming talent whose C.V.'s cover Comedy Central, Conan, Letterman, Def Comedy Jam, and the UK's Comedy Store. Guests also have the option of the "Jongleurs Posh" package: three comedic performances alongside a three-course dinner, with menu items such as an avo/crayfish starter, pan-fried sea bass w/ chive mash & seared cherry toms, and amongst the desserts, an Eton Mess -- a.k.a., the sort of situation the new PM wishes he was dealing with.