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From cartoon-loving designer Kier Booth, these perverse tees run from a clown-dressed fox offering "handjobs for crack", to "Duck Off", whose hero's so weary of his wife's infidelity he's contemplating how lovely she'd taste "on a bed of green beans and asparagus topped off with a nice red wine jus". There's also a line of cheerier tees for women, because buying yours "handjobs for crack" is the ultimate self-fulfilling prophesy.