You and Your Excellent Taste in Spirits are Invited to Join Patrón Social Club UK
When: Now, or at the very latest, "Nowish".
What Exactly is This Club? A celebration of life inspired by ultra-premium Patrón Tequila and specifically tailored to the UK, where members get access to exclusive events, which so far have included World Cup screenings, a Studio East Dining experience overlooking Olympic Park, and private mixology lessons at the Patrón Silver Bauble Bar installation at Harvey Nichols. Members are also privy to closely guarded mixological secrets, and astonishingly helpful content -- including a guide built by a certain email newsletter (hint: rhymes with "Billist") detailing various schemes for getting through the holidays with a minimum of effort, some but not all of which involve drinking ultra-premium Patrón Tequila.
Is the Joining Difficult? If you consider typing in your name, email, and age verification difficult, then yes. Otherwise, it shouldn't take you more than 30 seconds, unless you have a really, really long name.
What Will This Cost Me? This isn't a financial thing -- you're being invited because of the quality of your spirit, and because you had the good sense to sign up for Billist. No, Thrillist. (In other words, membership will cost you nothing.)
Where Do I Sign Up? At patronsocialclub.co.uk. They're expecting you.