Laziness can manifest itself in an infinite number of ways, from showering in the dark because you haven't gotten around to replacing that light bulb to...quite a few other ways besides that one, you can be sure of it. Shaking off lethargy to chronicle one particular type of lazy, Someone Else Will Put It Back.
From a Londoner oddly obsessed with "renegade consumers" who abandon fleetingly desired products in the wrong supermarket section, SOEWPIB's humanitarian mission is to document "the trail of devastation these heartless mother f***ers leave behind". His take on some of the more incongruous pairings:
Soya Milk X Water "There are very few occasions where swapping your drink for a bottle of water could be considered 'manning up'. Soya milk, however, fits the bill."
Walls Sausages X Euro Bliss "An enterprising young mind has decided to skip out the middleman here, and exchange a food that looks like penises for a drink that looks like semen."
Posh Beer X Nappies "If this was the other way round -- nappies abandoned in favour of beer -- it would be the most tragic picture ever taken. As it is, it's a heartwarming tale of a reformed party animal casting the booze aside and embracing his grown-upness, in order to deal with a tiny person's s***y arse."
Readers' submissions are heartily encouraged, the only request being that you note the time and place of the "shopping crime", with the added plea that you "please don't fake it" -- a request that, if made of a girlfriend, will have you spending lots of time in a cold, dark shower.