Amazing Movie Pitches

This hilarious Tumblr's strewn with so-terrible-they're-actually-almost-believable pitches to execs, ranging from "Louisiana Potpourri" ("Crawfish, jambalaya, and a whole lotta whoopin' ass.") to "Cereal Killer" (“Not a part of this balanced breakfast…”) to "BatMa'am", in which Christian Bale's mom presumably gets her revenge.