Ask The Hot Chick

From Dr. Ruth to Dr. Phil, there are many life-coach professionals with great advice -- but how are you supposed to even acknowledge their existence, given that they're so heinously butt? Forget them, and stare deep into the knowledge of Ask The Hot Chick.

From a former post-production guy, Chick's a video collection of pickup, sex, and dating advice (on questions chosen by the site's creators and users) dispensed by a stable of 20+ monumentally attractive women, who were picked from over 1000 applicants after a rigorous assessment of intellect/honesty/jugs. The site's browseable either by question topics or girl (ranging from models, to teachers, to college students) who represent all realms of hot, from Filipino beach babe Chelsea, to cutesy Evangeline Lilly lookalike Jaycee, to Michelle, a dead ringer for a stripper who's actually a struggling writer, so she's probably a stripper. Specific tips include "How should a guy approach you?" (A:"Just come up and say wow, hi, I think you're really hot. It's better than, hi...so...and all the other bullsh*t guys give you"), to "What if I don't have a big penis?" (A:"Put a pillow under you"), to "What's the best way to have anal sex?" (A:"You have to be totally relaxed; that's why most people are wasted!")...Thanks!

You can also submit your own questions, and can even choose which girl you want to answer them -- so you'll be able to finally ask someone "Why in the world can't I get it up for Dr. Ruth?".