Since you can't help but get stupid on eggnog, get preemptively smart with this month's Best Of from around the Thrillist Network. Enjoy pooping out a solid log of jiggling fat, and we'll see you after the holidays.
Emailed to Vegas: AVN Adult Movie Awards Show
Screw Billy Crystal and Whoopi Goldberg. Seriously, screw them hard, because the 26th Annual AVN Awards are coming January 8-11, and they're not nominated. Here's the dirty plan for your whole weekend.
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Emailed to Nation: Obey
Already celebrated for fusing art, design, and musical influences into genre-crossing threads, the veteran streetwear line's gotten a massive online makeover, with a slick new site immersed in unique, brand-driven content, and a spankin' new e-shop brimming with enough merch that you'll tolerate unique, brand-driven content.
Join Andre's Posse here
Emailed to Boston: Bodega E-Store
Boston's craftiest convenience mart/sneaker store has turned their legendarily befuddling website into an actual e-shop, providing same-day access to a limited number of items also released in the brick & mortar location.
Up your steez here
Emailed To San Francisco: Earth Class Mail
Launched in the cyber hub of Beaverton, OR, and now in SF, ECM's a cheap, staggeringly labor-intensive service that collects your mail and scans it for you to view online, thereby ruining the relationship between you and your mailman that your mailman tried so hard to avoid.
Avoid rabid dogs here
Emailed to Chicago: Extraordinary Machine: A Stripper's Diary
A Chi grad student by day who got into stripping thanks to a coke dealer boyfriend, this blog offers ruminations on a 1.5 year unintended career, including romantic failures ("I really need to not get involved with men who have girlfriends and are on the verge of moving in with them"), and successes (to a Northwestern neurosurgeon: "(I said), 'You keep on staring at my face. You're looking at the wrong place'. Then I get up, turn around, and let him stare at my ass". Yay!).
Stare at more ass here