Cirque School's TRX Suspension Training Class

Just launched at this training-for-the-circus-themed workout warehouse's this non-clowny UFC-fighter-approved, Navy Seal-designed twice-weekly class, which promises an ultra-intense, whole-body fitness routine using isometric exercises that pit your body solely against two nylon straps dangling from the vaulted ceiling, or what you may recognize as, "mommy and daddy's grown up toys".