In America, big is good, bigger is gooder, and biggest is a never-ending competition between Louie Anderson and the portion restrictions at Hometown Buffet. Making the most American of all limos, Colossus.
Just now roaming the streets of LA, Colossus claims to be the biggest limo in the world: a 30-passenger, 40-foot-long, 8 1/2-feet wide bright yellow monstrosity with the build (and look) of a Mack truck, made by a crazy/wealthy dude for the cost of a private jet, so it clearly wasn't Braylon Edwards. To guarantee total pimpness, the plush, yellow-and-black interior's 6ft tall so you won't hit your head, and comes with two fully-stocked, hidden bars, a LCD-abetted light-show-equipped ceiling, 11 plasma TVs, an 8,000-watt sound system w/ a DJ booth set up both for tables and iPod, a karaoke machine, and even a fog machine...oh, nevermind, that's just Braylon again. But wait, there's more: they've also got a separate VIP room (and a "Surveillance Room" outfitted w/ 4 cameras, two on the inside of the limo and two on the outside), a Playstation 3, a Wii, and two stripper poles, both of which find that 90% of strippers would be interested in not being strippers.
Just in case kicking it totally crazy's not your style, the company behind the Colossus's got some other options, like an intimate Mercedes that seats 18 passengers, or two Louie's if one of them squeezes.