There is one skill that sets a man apart from all others:
his ability to hold back tears at the end of an animated saga about a guilt-ridden lion abandoning his destiny as future king his ability to blend his own scotch whisky. Up your skills and learn from the pros at DEWAR'S Discovery.
These private tastings are designed to enter you into a love affair with the taste and quality that defines DEWAR'S Blended Scotch Whisky (if you're uncomfortable with love, "like-like" will do). Ensuring your eventual mastery, a DEWAR'S ambassador will personally guide you through a sampling of the legendary spirit as you learn about its unique double-aging process and the time-honored craftsmanship that helps it maintain perfect balance, like a trapeze artist, without the constrictive tights. The learning gets higher as you're actually shown how to blend your own whisky -- and you thought making your own quilt was fun.
To see the schedule and sign yourself up, visit discovery.dewars.com/LosAngeles And don't worry --registration is way easier than finding your place in the circle of life.