The Dish's Dish

This just-launched-in-LA-service'll send a gourmet, restaurant-trained chef to your lady's house and follow her food preferences (ranging from "loves pork" to "crazy vegan") to shop for, prepare, and store a week's worth of her favorite foods at once, saving her a ton of time to do the things she enjoys, like getting her nails done, and grinding up on Tucker Carlson.