Go to the race track, actually leave with money

Nothing makes a man feel more Biff Loman than a bad day at the track, so this Saturday reduce the wallet burn when admission, programs, hot dogs, and beer will be only $1. Attendees also get a free Santa Anita/San Manuel Casino hat, so that anyone who missed you gripping a sheaf of bet slips and screaming at a horse will still know you're a degenerate.