The summer's all about shedding, whether it's weight, cares, or girlfriends who actually care that you didn't really shed any weight. At least shed a little weight off your shoes, with the ChuckIt from Converse.
The ChuckIt is everything timelessly awesome about the Chuck Taylor, "stripped down for a good time" -- advice you'll hopefully follow between four and 37 times before the end of August. Technically translated, that means a lightweight outsole, slip-on construction, and plenty of mesh material, for the breathability of your favorite jersey, without the fear someone will confuse you for a multimillionaire athlete and ask you to finance their demo tape, "The Many Shades of Herb".
Order your ChuckIts right now, and you'll get free ground shipping. And don't worry: those ten pounds only make you look more majestic.