Your late night dining's as emblematic of your sloppy lifestyle as your neglected shower drain -- and even likelier to be laden with hair. For an after-hours experience as elevated as you tell your grandmother you are, check out Lift.
Open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, Lift's a Parisian-facaded bistro from a Spider Club vet (an invaluable pedigree, given the A-list joint's popularity among both creepy, leggy creatures, and spiders). The menu rests upon unusual ingredients like Jamaican coconut water, Moroccan chilies, and homemade nut butters (an idea yanked from neighbors The Body Shop). The result's a rotating slew of dishes riffing on comfort food, e.g., the Tuna Panini's made with reggiano and aioli, while the be-lobster'd Mac and Cheese is just the way mom used to make it, provided you were birthed by the Gorton's Fisherman.
Once up to full speed, Lift'll only be closed from 4-6am -- though whether you're crashing or rising, if you're up at that hour, your life's going down the curly, curly drain.