Oscar Bingo

Though Academy organizers've been blathering about how "different" this year's Oscars'll be, let's get serious: you're guaranteed the obligatory 3+ hours of absurd theatrics, contrived dedications, and that Cate Blanchett chick. Stave off boredom-induced suicide by wagering with your compatriots on Thrillist Oscar Bingo, our randomly generated matrix of 24 potential events to watch for, plus one "free" space -- because if sound mixers get an award, so should you.