Oscar Bingo

For the first time since 1943, the Academy Awards've nominated 10 Best Pictures - which likely means you'll have to endure nine hideously boring montages before they get to the one with Mo'Nique. Fight the monotony with Thrillist's Oscar Bingo: 24 randomly-generated potential events to watch for, ranging from timely (Jeff Bridges gives rambling acceptance speech; mentions father) to timeless (Helen Mirren tits still luscious), plus the requisite "Free" space -- we'd give you Mo', but that's too much for any one man to handle.