A Three Olives Tour
When trying something new, you owe it to yourself to try the best, as an inferior product could turn you off forever to the joys of, say, sushi, or man-waxing. So instead of drinking weakly flavored vodka, go with a brand that takes flavor by the berries: Three Olives.
Triple Espresso, Root Beer, Cherry, Grape, Berry, Pomegranate, Chocolate, Mango, Raspberry, Orange, Citrus, Vanilla, Watermelon, Passionfruit, Tomato, and the classic, unflavored Naked.
Three's not just out to build a prettier rainbow; each flavor's painstakingly crafted for perfect aroma, taste, aftertaste, and cocktail stalwartness. To that end, they've created 400+ recipes, from morning pick-me-ups to dessert drinks that could replace your nightly pie.
Because all 400 could explode your mind, start off with these 8 future classics.
Once you're eased in, check out ThreeOlives.com for hundreds more smooth concoctions. You should also buy a better depilatory -- because the site of your stunningly hairless legs is something you owe to the entire world.