When trying something new, you owe it to yourself to try the best, as an inferior product could turn you off forever to the joys of, say, sushi, or man-waxing. So instead of drinking weakly flavored vodka, go with a brand that takes flavor by the berries: Three Olives.
Made from the finest English wheat, Three Olives is the first clear spirit to build their business around boldly flavored booze --16 varieties in all, including (get ready for it):
Triple Espresso, Root Beer, Cherry, Grape, Berry, Pomegranate, Chocolate, Mango, Raspberry, Orange, Citrus, Vanilla, Watermelon, Passionfruit, Tomato, and the classic, unflavored Naked.
Three's not just out to build a prettier rainbow; each flavor's painstakingly crafted for perfect aroma, taste, aftertaste, and cocktail stalwartness. To that end, they've created 400+ recipes, from morning pick-me-ups to dessert drinks that could replace your nightly pie.
Because all 400 could explode your mind, start off with these 8 future classics.
Once you're eased in, check out ThreeOlives.com for hundreds more smooth concoctions. You should also buy a better depilatory -- because the site of your stunningly hairless legs is something you owe to the entire world.