Whether you're missing Coachella due to disease or fear of disease, we've got you covered: influential KCRW DJ Chris Douridas shot us the list of tracks that'll be blowing up this year's show. Below each is some lowdown from us, so you sound like you know what the hell you're talking about.
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LCD Soundsystem: "North American Scum"
lowdown: More beats from the guy at whose house Daft Punk played.
The Fratellis: "Henrietta"
lowdown: Franz Ferdinand, if they owned guns.
Arcade Fire: "Intervention"
lowdown: Montreal indie-rockers wearing Bruce Springsteen masks.
lowdown: Catchy pop from a singer who sounds like Freddy Mercury and is flamboyant like Freddy Mercury but hasn't yet been ripped off by Vanilla Ice.
Of Montreal: "Gronlandic Edit"
lowdown: Psychedelic indie-tronica that makes the perfect soundtrack to living in a van.
Lily Allen: "Knock 'em Out"
lowdown: Horn-driven chick-pop for your girlfriend.
Amy Winehouse: "Just Friends"
lowdown: Tattooed, Motown-influenced horn-driven chick-pop, for your other girlfriend.
Teddybears f. Iggy Pop: "Punkrocker"
lowdown: Cadillac/Stooge-approved Swedish novelty-rock, complete with bear helmets!
Satellite Party: "Wish Upon A Dog Star"
lowdown: Perry Ferrell's new band, sounding like the offspring of sex between U2 and the Middle East.
Bjork: "Earth Intruders"
lowdown: Full throttle percussion and lively keys to delight both the elf god and swan-made-of-ice in your life.
Silversun Pickups: "Three Seed"
lowdown: Smashing Pumpkins soundalikes fearing the Pumpkins' imminent return.