Between Giants vs Pats and Lakers vs Celtics, you thought 2008 couldn't get any better for sports. You thought wrong: Mexican wrestling is coming to San Francisco
LA's gonzo show of real-deal masked wrestling/ burlesque/midgets y transvestides, Lucha Vavoom's cramming its carnival of "sexo y violencia" into one special night at the Fillmore.
The nutty bouts feature an array of Lucha mainstays: acrobatic Chulanga, Dirty Sanchez (who bareass rubs victims' faces), the reptilian Chupacabra, the Funny Chickens, the Minis (and the adorably ferocious Mini Chicken), and a bevy of surprisingly attractive female wrestlers, all leading up to the main event -- Team Mexico vs Team USA vs Team Gay Pride (you can't make this stuff up).
As for the sexo, there'll be between-bout stripteases from burlesque matron Lucy Fur, hula hoop extraordinaire Karis, and the trapesing Wau Wau sisters -- all are hot; only one is a man
All the action's hyped by three Mystery Science Theater-style commentators, who'll bring the excitement to a fever pitch -- though if you need help getting pumped about a chicken-man bursting out of an egg and fighting three spandexed devils, you just don't appreciate sports.