Pine for the good life via aspirational magazines (Robb Report, Yachting, Gun Dog Magazine), and you won't have any time left to actually accumulate your fabulous wealth. Get everything worth slobbering over in one afternoon, at Lux5.
Started by a Newport Beach luxury events promoter, L5's a one-day-only expo of Awesome -- stuff so expensive it's attainable only by a few supremely wealthy jerks (play your cards right, and you can be one too!). Among the gear:
Cars: In addition to offerings from Audi, Porsche, and Corvette, featured rides include both the first-ever luxury plug-in sports sedan (the Fisker Karma) and George Lucas's personal, jet black 435hp Mosler MT900 (the Car-Car Binks).
Aquatic action: Crew-cabin'd, flatscreen-equipped Predator yachts (from James Bond supplier Sunseeker), plus the first-ever consumer-ready "winged" submarine -- only $1.7 million, which you can probably scare up by looting a Predator's couch cushions for change.
Everything else: "Small" toys like diamond-encrusted cell phones and iPods, and larger ones like luxury helicopters and a "personal fighter jet", for blasting lame-o luxury helicopters out of the sky.
As you peruse, each booth'll be stocked with free champagne, caviar, etc, with entertainment provided by DJs and a very-expensive-bikini fashion show -- gawk at the models too long, and you'll never be able to afford them either.