At least look like you've been running

These ltd-edition crewnecks salute the 26.2 four ways: a gray number with 'hood names crammed into a city map; a red Chinatown job w/ a pagoda & the 21-mile mark; a blue 7-mile marker Wrigleyville affair; and a green tee featuring a jogging deep-dish slice entitled "Run It Chicago Style" -- begging the question, how does one run thick and bready?