Real World Strength Coach Boot Camp

Score a special half-price one-month trial enrollment in Real World's viciously butt-kicking Rapid Results program (w/ the option to keep going for a locked-in $25 monthly discount) to suffer through three sessions a week of squats with sandbags, sprinting while hoisting a tractor tire over your head, and toting punching bags across warehouse floors with a trainer who survived an auto accident that nearly left him paralyzed -- so yeah, he's the guy to whine to about those shin splints.