You can't judge the merits of anything without seeing it in context -- sure, a pill that combats weak stream sounds great, 'til you find out about another pill that combats weak stream and doesn't cause hives. Diligently size up hotel packages, with Deal Base.
Just-launched DB's a massive aggregator of hotel deals -- currently 14,500 of them, obtained via VIP promotions/hotel sites/travel mags/etc -- that also breaks offers down to their constituent elements, helping cheapskates book rooms they don't even deserve to vacuum. Specify your desired US/Mexico/Caribbean destination, and DB spits back all applicable deals ("50% Off Normal Rate", "Classic Golf Package", etc), which you'll filter by price per night and # of stars, plus drop-down criteria like $ savings and "DealRank" (% savings vs. price per night), giving your TI-85 the night off. When you find something juicy, run it through the "Deal Analyzer", which adds up all the deal's components (e.g., normal base rate, included food/booze, spa treatments, etc) to show how much it'd all be sans deal, and inexorably push you towards "The Ultimate Babymoon Package".
Find your deal and DB links you directly to the hotel for booking. For '09, their operatives are projecting ridiculous stuff like four-star NYC hotels for sub-$125 a night, and $10 rooms in Vegas -- savings that should ease the burn of being a red, mottled freak with a fire hose.