Maintaining your looks is all for nought if you don't arrive in style -- what's the point of even using a razor if that's also what you roll up to work on?
Equinox gets this. And they get you. And they want to give you a shot at winning an awesomely throwback, Limited Edition Derringer bike -- all you have to do for your chance is to take them up on a guaranteed deal: a free trial of their peerless fitness facility.
Just for signing up here, you'll get a comp'd three-day romp in their body-sculpting temple, which among many other things offers:
• Personal trainers who've all graduated from Equinox's Fitness Training Institute
• Group fitness classes that focus on progressive core training and intelligent isometrics, which probably also graduate from some sort of Training Institute
• Chilled eucalyptus towels which didn't graduate from anywhere, but just sound really, really refreshing
Just for enjoying those things, you'll be entered to get a crack at one of five Derringer bikes designed specially for Equinox by LA's vaunted Adrian Van Anz: a $2300, clean-lined, single-arc-framed, pedal-powered yellow n' black roadster from the company whose gas-hybrids've attracted a celebrity following from DiCaprio to Pitt -- though if those guys are following on Razors, they're gonna get left in the dust.