The month of March saw a volcano of goodness erupt from the Thrillist landscape, so we've decided to divert some of the lava in your direction so you can gloriously envelope yourself in the searing awesomeness.
Emailed to Los Angeles: Ask the Hot Chick
From a former post-production guy, Chick's a video collection of pickup, sex, and dating advice (on questions chosen by the site's creators and users) dispensed by a stable of 20+ monumentally attractive women, who were picked from over 1000 applicants after a rigorous assessment of intellect/honesty/jugs.
Get hot advice here
Emailed to Chicago: Topless Apparel
Studying grad-level organic chemistry before realizing he excelled at drawing boobs, Topless's Pilsen founder makes paintings (and t-shirts of said paintings) by sketching a bevy of nude models, taking the best features from each, and seamlessly repurposing the parts into life-like "innocent or depraved" renderings.
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Emailed to Nation: Love In The Dumps
From a duo who briefly soared to great dating heights before nosediving into a just-friends pile of wreckage, Dumps is a "flaw-based" community of "relationship retards" brutally parodying generic dating sites by creating a site...where people make profiles...and attempt to date.
Find love by bonding over downward spirals of comic loneliness
Emailed to Boston: Conart Graf Tees
Just in: several new tees from old school originators of graffiti streetwear Conart, ranging from a white, blood-spattered logo tee featuring a vintage image of B.I.G. and a gun, to a black "Girls Gone Graf" piece, featuring a topless woman's extensively tagged backside in lieu of the expected Steffi Graf Senor Frog's spread.
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Emailed to Boston: 80s Cheers Clip
In honor of legendary Cheers bartender Eddie Doyle, booted last week after 35 years of telling tourists Cheers was actually filmed in a TV studio, enjoy the subtle macking prowess of Norm and Cliffy as they work their game on some fresh honeys.
Norm and Cliffy macking lessons here