Liberate yourself from the daily rain with the powerful rays of our Best of the Best; don't even worry about sunscreen -- there's no SPF strong enough to block our awesome.
Emailed to Boston: Oak Cufflinks
Because they care deeply about you, the trifle virtuosos at Oak have handmade 42 styles of silver-backed cufflinks, with the bling made of certain whimsical memories from your childhood, from Lego blocks to board game pieces -- so, frequent distractions from abject friendlessness.
Play with your links
Emailed to New York: You Actually Said That Online
Like a colon cam rooting through the Internet's ridiculous bowels, YASTO delves into the comment threads of popular sites -- from chatter-happy YouTube, to earnestly shopaholic Amazon -- to retrieve completely out-of-context mini-missives from users who would otherwise languish in obscurity, with no one to realize their caps were stuck on lock.
Revel in the regret of others
Emailed to Chicago: Kindred Market
A new venture from a couple Midwest t-shirt vets, KM has launched an ongoing weekly contest where the creamiest brand concepts rise to the top via user votes and earn themselves inclusion into an elite cohort of shirt superpowers, like a cotton-based UN Security Council.
Vote on tees
Emailed to Philly: Lego Buildings
Brickstructures has teamed up with LEGO to release a series of architecturally themed sets including skyscrapers (Empire State, John Hancock Center, Sears Tower), landmarks (Seattle Space Needle), and, most recently, Frank Lloyd Wright masterpieces like the Guggenheim and Western PA's own Fallingwater, a miracle of cantilevering only surpassed by the miracle of you, still playing with LEGOs.
Build the house of your dreams
Emailed to Nation: A Bathing Ape
Widely coveted but previously only available in the States at their twin LA/NYC retail outposts, edgy Japanese shoe-/garb-smith BAPE just launched their e-shop, allowing people from all over our great land to bask in the glow of their premium threads, even the Dakotas.
Become a cleaner primate