One band. Four fragrances. All in this video.

A wise man once said "It's not how you feel, it's how you look!" -- but as anyone who's ever been terrified of coming within five feet of another human being can tell you, "it" is also how you smell. Make your olfactory presence majestic with Ralph Lauren's Big Pony Collection, now at Macy's.

The Big Pony Collection draws from a world of ingredients to create a quartet of scents as powerful as the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, but designed to inspire people to run towards you, and not for the proverbial hills. The lineup includes the lime & grapefruit-abetted Sporty, the dark chocolate & musk Seductive, the mandarin & kyara wood Stylish, and Adventurous with ginger root & mint, that last note providing an excellent nickname for men best described as "thin".

To catch a glimpse of the Big Pony lifestyle, check out the video above, soundtracked by OneRepublic, because if you're gonna get olfactorily majestic, why not get auditorily majestic while you're at it?