Miami: Are you ready to learn more about Blended Scotch Whisky than you ever thought possible?
What? Of course you can finish watching that YouTube of that guy who sings that really bad version of that song and doesn't even seem to realize how terrible he is.
Now: Are you ready to learn more about Blended Scotch Whisky than you ever thought possible? Then sign up for Dewar's private tastings: a series of 24 free, invitation-only events, each of which'll serve as a primer on the countless nuances of this legendary spirit. Hit one, and brand ambassador Josef Grznar will serve as your tour guide through a sampling session, where you'll tackle everything from tasting notes to different characteristics of whisky based on region (as opposed to different characteristics based on you forgot to brush your teeth after eating salmon). You'll also learn some Scottish history, Dewar's history (a lot's happened since 1846), and even get to try your hand at blending, an exercise that'll either inspire respect for this complex, delicate process, or convince you that you're a savant who should quit his job and hop on the first plane to Aberfeldy.
To see a schedule and sign up, just go to discovery.dewars.com/Miami and slide in your preferred time & date. Hope to see you there, and...Criminy, somebody tell that guy to put a cork in it!