There's nothing quite like owning a totally baller boat, which is what Richard Branson would tell you, if you could hear him over the roar of his boat being so baller. Letting you finally show that Brit chump what's up, PrimeTime Boats.
Started by a former casino game purveyor, PrimeTime rents everything from party yachts to a ridiculous Porsche Design screamer, each with the option of a professional captain, so you can spend less time worrying about driving into a bridge and more time shouting "I'M ON A BOAT", which is a can't-miss line that always makes everyone think you're quite funny and original. If speed's what you're after, you'll be needing that aforementioned limited-edition (PT's got two of only 19 in the world), strikingly clean-lined, all-silver, carbon fiber-reinforced Porsche Design Fearless 28, which burns to 90mph thanks to a 600hp Viper engine tweaked by Miami-based Fearless Yachts, not to be confused with fearless Scots, who're always the first to try the haggis. The rest of the vessels're slightly more tame, including everything from a sandbar-hopping 18ft Sport Sea Ray set up for tubing, to a 34ft Sundancer optimized for offshore partying with a sizable crew, to a simply ridiculous 90ft Ferretti Flybridge charterable superyacht, complete with jacuzzi baths, sleeping room for more friends than you'll ever have, and a full entertainment setup, so you can put on Boat Trip, then
marvel at the natural chemistry between Sanz and Gooding, Jr. drown yourself.
Any boat can come fully catered with everything from sandwiches to caviar, and thanks to a partnership with a local exotic car company, PT'll also get you to/from the dock with a selection of Ferraris, Bentleys, and Lambos, which you should do your best not to drive into the virgin Atlantic.