Because you gave up on learning after discovering that parabolas won't make you Ed Begley Jr. money, there's Facts & Figures: a Tumblr from a dude who swears he once owned a Rony Seikaly Heat jersey, and delivers truly interesting, cited facts (plus an often not-so-real "bonus fact") that relate to something in the photo of a knockout babe, a stroke of genius that'll increase your own genius, and presumably, strokes. Some trivia/ honeys: Fact: "The first license plates were produced for horse-drawn hackney carriages in Victoria, British Columbia in 1884." Bonus "fact": "That horse is still living thanks to Canada's free universal healthcare for horses." Fact: "The Chinese may be credited with inventing a device to make sorbets and ice cream." Bonus "fact": "Hey Wikipedia, I'm pretty sure Snoopy invented it." Fact: "Studies of the effects of yoga on heart disease suggest that yoga may reduce high blood pressure, improve symptoms of heart failure, enhance cardiac rehabilitation, and lower cardiovascular risk factors." Bonus "fact": "Every guy who gets good enough at yoga tries to suck his own d." Because the creator apparently believes other people can Google stuff too, F&F is happy to take submissions for future ladies/ facts, one of which should definitely be "you will never be as rich as Ed Begley, in terms of money and/ or super-environmental golf-cart cars. But mainly money."