Although XLIV's right here in Miami, tickets cost almost as much as Joey Porter gets paid per tackle; since that means you're not going, fill your home-bound bash with these booze & grub recipes from some of Miami's master mixologists and chefs -- enough to keep all your guests full and happy, unless Ricky shows up with the munchies.
Next Day Spicy Hoisin BBQ Ribs
From Chef Todd Mark Miller, STK
Get deep flavor infusion by letting these babies sit overnight before adding the final touches on game day. The result: tender insides, crispy outsides, a bit of charring, and some Asian heat, assuming you can track down a circa-'05 Wang Zhizhi.
Learn how to make these babies sing
Berry Bowl Smash
From Christian Sanders, Bitter Sweet Beverage Consulting, El Scorpion
This tipple twists the standard bourbon smash thanks to honey water, muddled berries, basil, and rosemary -- just be sure not to get too Huizenga on your own supplyzenga
The recipe will learn you how to smash berries
Pacific Time Short Rib Sloppy Joe
From Jonathan Eismann, owner, Pacific Time
Elevate the lunch-line staple by subbing out ground beef for the juicy tenderness of shredded short rib, then customize with your favorite BBQ sauce, some chili kick, and a Choco Taco purchased with money you tell mom is for "fruit".
Instructions on how to get real sloppy