SheFights

While entering into relationships with beautiful women who will never love you can satisfy your masochistic streak for a while, eventually you've got to step things up to recapture that sweet rush of humiliation. For a truly peerless shaming, try SheFights.net.

Out of St. Petersburg, Fights lets men seeking to deflate their self-esteem pay for "one-sided beatdowns", "fantasy" beatdowns, or "semi-competitive & competitive" beatdowns, all via girls trained in street fighting, MMA, grappling, and general "ballbusting". Sessions start at $300, free if you let SheFights sell the video; to get a taste, peruse the site's many annotated still shots, most starring a fat dude named Mark. Some choice commentary:

Heather's smile throughout shows her extreme pleasure, which she described as euphoria, from viciously beating and breaking this man.

It went well beyond what Mark was prepared for, and despite his panicked crying and screams...they just laughed and poured it on. His entire torso was badly bruised -- including a clear imprint from Danica's boot.

This clip features brutal, full-force kicks, punches, elbows and knees to the groin and belly, giving Mark his most excruciatingly painful session yet. Because of international demand for such things, Fight's opening a full-service Ft. Lauderdale branch today. If you're tentative, get more familiar with the service via their for-sale library of previous beatdowns -- hopefully watching Mark get she-pummeled will teach you that you too deserve happiness.