Most men would agree: anything that makes something that's already great even better shouldn't be dismissed, whether it's a fried egg with your enchiladas, an attractive sideline reporter with your favorite sports commentating crew, or...an erotically pulsating whatchamahooey with your sweet, tender lovemaking.
If you're thinking, "That sounds like a call to spice up my Valentine's Day bedroom antics with a TROJAN® Vibrating Mini™," you're exactly right. Offering 50 minutes of buzzy titillation, the Mini's the ultimate enhancement to what's presumably an already magical sex life; unlike, say, hiring a strapping fireman named Vic Tenuta to pleasure your lady friend, it's not a threat to your manhood, only a threat to your reputation as an old curmudgeon who refuses to acknowledge any device not started up with a hand crank.
So yeah, this Valentine's, scrap the flowers, and possibly even the dinner, and break out this stick of sensuous dynamite. Her own whatchamahooey will thank you for it, and so will your enchilada.