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Salon AKS

A haircut in New York either means wasting hundreds at a salon, or dropping $10 for some East Village Cossack to butcher you with the same rusty shears he used to snip pinkies off Chechen rebels. Instead, hit uber-pricey AKS' Tuesday discount deal, where a closely supervised trainee will trim you for $15 (over a $100 savings). Appointments go fast, so call well in advance -- or procrastinate and end up once again sporting the unsightly Moldovan Mullet.