Men have a complicated relationship with shopping. We want to look tragically handsome, but hate selecting and buying the gear to get us there. Worse, the more we shop, the less we can spend on our other signature look, glassy-eyed drunkeness. The solution: Bergdorf's Vodka Saturdays
Bergdorf Goodman, the preferred shopping destination for trophy wives and the Sultan of Brunei, will be showcasing Jil Sander, Marc Jacobs, and free vodka between 2 and 5pm, Saturdays this fall. By your fourth double vodka rocks, instead of trudging disconsolately from section to section sober, you'll actually have fun "browsing" -- much like other activities you only enjoy while drunk, like dancing in clubs, and spending holidays with family.
Bergdorf boozing will also: