Sometimes working from home is totally productive. And sometimes, there's a Bad Girls Club marathon on... oh man, they're just so bad!! And now-times, there's Pipeline Brickell: a 24/7-accessible, 14,000sqft shared office space that sorta looks like a 2012-current version of the Secret of My Success digs with floor-to-ceiling windows, mod furniture, and for some reason, miniature gnomes that aren't Michael J. Fox
What to expect in the place where you might end up boning your uncle's wife
- Yearly and monthly memberships can be purchased for six-person private suites, dedicated desks, and first come, first served communal tables in the "Flex Space", although those are generally taken by John Basedow.
- A full-time receptionist, for receptioning.
- Lounge areas with suspended hammock chairs, about every color copier/printer/scanner you could ever hope to sexily Xerox your butt on, personal mailboxes for getting large packages full of important business Snuggies delivered, WiFi, a fully equipped kitchen, and TV/video phone-stocked conference rooms.
- A cafe with all you can drink coffee and tea. TEA!!!!
They also plan to bring in speakers to deliver start-up and social media advice, as well as host a series of wine tastings, presumably in a limo owned by your uncle.