March Mayhem '12 at The Cheetah

Basketball, boobs, burgers: they’re all yours, if you hit The Cheetah (the strip club, not the animal, they bite when you eff with them) on the 15th or 16th, when it’s offering a sub-$8 buffet (BBQ sandwiches, burgers, dogs, etc), and more importantly, an astounding field of 64 dancers on the main floor, including a "Sexy 16" repping big-time hoops schools like Michigan State, Kentucky, and... Creighton?