Because they're so hard to come by, lifetime commitments're pure gold -- imagine the excitement of nabbing a whip with a forever warranty, or having your girlfriend finally man up and propose. Bringing you a lifelong deal on gear, Artificial Flavor.
Looking to make room for their impending Spring line, SF-based Flavor's decided to offer a staggering deal on all of their edgily modded classic jackets: buy any (usually $115-$200) for $50, and for the rest of your godforsaken life they'll keep your information online, and let you nab any new Flavor jacket for the exact same price. Offerings include the future-ninja-looking waist-length zip-up Black Flak made of garment-dyed bull denim, w/ dual chest pockets and ripstop shoulder patches, as well as the Black Snap Front, rocking angled chest pockets and ultra-soft cotton French terry construction, for those who like simultaneously basking in comfort and buttery sanctimoniousness. Full-on ripstop polyester comes in either the three-button Black Blazer, or a cotton-lined zip-up Windbreaker with racer-looking gray & white arm stripes, not necessarily workplace compliant, unless you work in New Jersey...where's your vaunted sophistication now, NJ?!?
Last up's a lightly quilted black Pea Coat that gets twisted by eschewing standard wool for a shiny nylon exterior, keeping you dapper as the tears roll down your chest when your female takes a knee and produces the gorgeous rock you've dreamed of since you were a little girl.