Autocomplete Me

Google's changed the way people do just about everything, from emailing, to helpful mapping, to finding images of anything you want -- just remember to turn safe search on when looking up "goats". Now, let it make you laugh, with Autocomplete Me

From an inspired team of 'net nerds, Auto's a screenshots anthology of ridiculous, nonsensical, generally inexplicable Google search auto-complete suggestions, whose very discovery prove that somewhere out there, people are wasting time far more effectively than you. Some highlights

What typing "Why is" might get you: "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

An innocent "Sometimes when I" might suggest: "Sometimes when I look at my children I say 'lillian you should have remained a virgin'

Try "I used m" and you may get: "I used my grandma as a skateboard

See what other hobbies might pique your interest with "I like to": "I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur

Check out what the future might hold for you with "One day I": "One day i will rule candyland with an iron fist

Auto also accepts user submissions of new discoveries which users can vote up or down to determine which deserve a place on the main page -- an option sadly not available when Google imaging billygoatsegruff.jpg.