Awkward In 140

Created "because life is awkward, and people Tweet this sh*t", 140's a collection of hilariously uncomfortable tweets, covering everything from love ("First date with a homeless girl is always awkward. There's the thought 'Does she like me for me or has she simply not eaten for a few days?'"), to work ("I auditioned for the role of a cancer patient. Shaved my head. 3 real cancer patients auditioned too. Awkward smoke breaks."), to getting busy, i.e., "Sex with socks is awkward. Especiay if there toe socks" -- yes, but still not as awkward as your spelling.