There's nothing more striking than the natural beauty of a woman who is with child, except maybe the striking that ensues every time you tell one of them otherwise. Pay homage and never get yelled at, at Awkward Pregnancy Photos
The brainchild of a twice-knocked-up former creative director who writes a blog for moms-to-be, APP's a new collection of hilariously awful pregnancy portraits alongside knowing commentary, all dedicated to the women (and men) who wanted to share their bodies with the world, or maybe just their families, but seriously, have they seen the internet? What did they expect? Some highlights
A super-pregant woman in jeans and a sports bra, plus her roid-head husband undermining her with a killer rear delt flex: "Wee, you're in great shape and I've gained 60lbs! Let's take a picture of it. You're a douche.
A nude tastefully covering her breasts beside next-level-creepy-grinning hubby, plus... a used car tire!: "It's going to be a good year, Laura. A very Goodyear indeed.
A sepia-toned print of a belly-baring mom next to her two young hockey-outfitted sons: "I could see her thinking, 'I'm just too tired to argue plus the kids won't be able to take off because hockey equipment will slow them down and I'll hold their heads. I'm sure it will look fine.'
For added entertainment, there's even a handful of gems her readers've submitted, including one of a pregger holding a watermelon in one hand and in the other a handgun, also what she'd hold to your melon if she could see your face right now.